In a search for employment Richie and Hooks end up trapped in a sweatshop. Meanwhile Rabbit tries to make it as a documentary film-maker but strugglesto find anything to expose, and ends up working in advertising.

• 11/14/08
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In a search for employment Richie and Hooks end up trapped in a sweatshop. Meanwhile Rabbit tries to make it as a documentary film-maker but strugglesto find anything to expose, and ends up working in advertising.

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Richie and Rabbit find fake ID’s that open doors they never even knew existed. Rabbit finds there is a higher meaning to life, and that he can have friends who value him. Richie goes to prison. The tale proves (if proof were needed) that analog porn is here to stay.

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Richie and Rabbit find fake ID’s that open doors they never even knew existed. Rabbit finds there is a higher meaning to life, and that he can have friends who value him. Richie goes to prison. The tale proves (if proof were needed) that analog porn is here to stay.

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Richie and Rabbit find fake ID’s that open doors they never even knew existed. Rabbit finds there is a higher meaning to life, and that he can have friends who value him. Richie goes to prison. The tale proves (if proof were needed) that analog porn is here to stay.

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Richie sees trainee guide dogs getting biscuits for running round cones. Always on the lookout for a free lunch, he signs up for the course. Will he manage to graduate without destroying the school? And will blind record producer Miles Hymen ever solve the mystery of his missing dog? (Hint: No, Yes).

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Richie sees trainee guide dogs getting biscuits for running round cones. Always on the lookout for a free lunch, he signs up for the course. Will he manage to graduate without destroying the school? And will blind record producer Miles Hymen ever solve the mystery of his missing dog? (Hint: No, Yes).

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The kids sign up for creepy Dr Soma’s sleep study. Featuring bad impressions of Mariah Carey and Prince, and a cockroach called Crumbs, the Richie Rabbit and Hooks slowly discover just how dastardly Soma’s plans really are. Or do they? I don’t know - I don’t understand the ending.

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The kids sign up for creepy Dr Soma’s sleep study. Featuring bad impressions of Mariah Carey and Prince, and a cockroach called Crumbs, the Richie Rabbit and Hooks slowly discover just how dastardly Soma’s plans really are. Or do they? I don’t know - I don’t understand the ending.

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The kids sign up for creepy Dr Soma’s sleep study. Featuring bad impressions of Mariah Carey and Prince, and a cockroach called Crumbs, the Richie Rabbit and Hooks slowly discover just how dastardly Soma’s plans really are. Or do they? I don’t know - I don’t understand the ending.

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Richie and Rabbit try to get laid online, Rabbit has some success but Richie doesn't, so he resorts to getting himself a Thai bride. He takes control of Empire Square city farm and things look rosy until Hooks uncovers the truth about Richie's wife's genitals.

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Richie and Rabbit try to get laid online, Rabbit has some success but Richie doesn't, so he resorts to getting himself a Thai bride. He takes control of Empire Square city farm and things look rosy until Hooks uncovers the truth about Richie's wife's genitals.

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Richie and Rabbit try to get laid online, Rabbit has some success but Richie doesn't, so he resorts to getting himself a Thai bride. He takes control of Empire Square city farm and things look rosy until Hooks uncovers the truth about Richie's wife's genitals.

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In a botched attempt at a compensation claim, Richie acquires a scar in the shape of the Virgin Mary and becomes a celebrity. Meanwhile Hooks joins the entourage of a pop diva, but soon becomes disillusioned when she even has to do the woman's obsessive compulsive disorder stuff.

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In a botched attempt at a compensation claim, Richie acquires a scar in the shape of the Virgin Mary and becomes a celebrity. Meanwhile Hooks joins the entourage of a pop diva, but soon becomes disillusioned when she even has to do the woman's obsessive compulsive disorder stuff.

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In a botched attempt at a compensation claim, Richie acquires a scar in the shape of the Virgin Mary and becomes a celebrity. Meanwhile Hooks joins the entourage of a pop diva, but soon becomes disillusioned when she even has to do the woman's obsessive compulsive disorder stuff.

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Careers Advice - School is finished forever and the kids are finally free to hang out; but first they have to visit te careers advisor. Ah, freedom! But is a man ever truly free until he releases his balls from their scrotal prison? Go on, do try this at home.

• 11/13/08
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Electric Shock Therapy - A record company bigwig offers the kids a deal but it looks like Richie's Tourettes could cost them fame, promping a bout of DIY electric shock therapy. Okay it makes your eyes bleed but your hair will look fantastic

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Emp TV - When a female celebrity pours her heart out about rape it can mean only one thing - she's got a book out. This is Emp TV's chat show and its political incorrectness gone mad.

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A Cure for Richie - A rubberneckin' TV documentary crew came to film Richie because of his Tourette's, but something goes wrong. Never mind, there's always that kid with brittle bones, film him instead and give it a soft, caring voiceover - people lap that shit up. Guilt-free freak TV, lovely!

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Boob Jobs, Live! - Influenced by the Surgery Channel te kids go into business giving backstreet boob-jobs. Things look rosy, but what si theat moving inside the crack-wore's new tit?

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Helmut cooks a swan - "Being Britis is about hunting, Madonna came over and got stuck in straight away, blasting away like Tony Marting in war' Empire Square's resident chef Helmut shows us how to prepare a swan for dinner

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Richie sells his arse on ebay - Kids used to get paper-rounds to make money, now they sell their virginity on Ebay. Rickie is about to find out exactly what his anal cherry is worth.

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Selling Babies - What could be more natural than selling a baby in an online auction to desperate couples? The Kids plan to get rich but what do you do if you can't get a real baby to flog? You shave a monkey, duh!

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Stupid Ho - Downloading oter people's music has been made a crime punishable by home visits from Paedo Rockstars so tanks to a new Government initiative te kids make tier own beautiful music, a song about a Ho with a sweet ass and a swinging dick.

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Superdad - Superman has landed in Empire Square, not the real superman of cours, just some bloke who not allowed to see is kids. But this Superdad can really fly, until he hits the pavement and bursts.

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Moustache - Hooks begins a career as a make-up artist tarting up the cold, dead faces of corpses whilst Richie discovers the benefits of having a 'tache...all the toilet sex you can handle.

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