Why you shouldn't let Chris have a drink on a Thursday.

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I never even knew her name
It was always just Mrs D
I met her when we were at school
And I came round to yours for tea
But last night, you were out
And she asked me to come in
And then it happened suddenly
On top of your ironing

I kissed your mum and I like it
The taste of old womens lipstick
I used my tongue just to try it
I hope you and your dad dont mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Your mums quite hot in a certain light
I kissed your mum and I like it. I liked it

That day when I didnt show for work,
Was with your mum at Tescos
She even lifted up her shirt,
By the jersey royal potatoes
Yeah shes quite old, and wrinkly too
But her lips felt just like silk
And she got a ladder in her tights,
By the semi skimmed milk

I kissed your Mum and I liked it,
While we were watching countdown
I used my tongue just to try it
Next week well get your gran round
I know its wrong,
But it feels so right,
Guess you and I wont be going out Friday night

Your mum she is so beautiful
Soft lips, dodgy hip, and a bit of stubble
Cant use the bath cos she wont fit
She uses , the shower,
Aint no big deal at least shes clean

I kissed your mum and l liked it,
While you were playing Xbox
We used your bed just to try it,
I didnt even take off my socks,
It felt so wrong,
But it felt so right,
But I hope you and I are still alright
Cos I bedded your mum and I liked it
I liked it